- Douche: hey
- Nice girl:
- Douche: HEY
- Nice girl: what?
- Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
- Nice girl: excuse me?
- Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
- Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
Rihanna is like your older sister who comes home for thanksgiving and lets you smoke her weed and tells you about her sex stories
i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you