if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
it’s been months, but I’m still not used to not being able to simply drive over to your house and hang out with you. not even doing anything, just killing time together. I miss that so terribly. I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it.
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever