you can’t act like that with me. 

if you do, you need to just put your face on my face.


humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD






flewor:

*waits for dealer to text me first*


my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water



I feel so empty today. as if the light breeze will pick me up and take me away.




dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

image


loadedboards:

Rudolboy

photo: Christian Rosillo



"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)





sansastark:

changes font to 12 times new roman

double spaces

indent first line

well i think that deserves a two hour break



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