you can’t act like that with me.
if you do, you need to just put your face on my face.
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
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well i think that deserves a two hour break