† angst †
technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via 20seconds-ofbravery)

untrustyou:

Kruljac Tomislav

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

(via hotboyproblems)

pizzzatime:

palmandlaser: Willardson & Associates (1984)

i just wish i wasn’t naive enough to believe you actually care about me.

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

(via hate)

lulz-time:


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silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

(Source: generalnazgrim, via tk-noodles)