"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
i think the funniest thing ever was when snoop dogg featured in a big time rush music video
life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell