serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names




petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate




hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me






minilouis:

minilouis:

i think the funniest thing ever was when snoop dogg featured in a big time rush music video


"I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers."

—L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (via flyingmind)


sassswag:

American Horror Story: Coven






snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell


person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

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