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fishingboatproceeds:

code-red-arthur:

festusthehappydragon:

darkstoriesofthenorth:

for-one-shining-moment:

 

subliminal-mind-duck:

John Green’s car breaks down

The Fault in Our Cars

John Green gets locked in a pub

The Fault in Our Bars

John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy

The Fault in Our Czars

John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars

The Fault in Our Rawrs

John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains. 

The Fault in Jafar. 

I can play this game, too, tumblr!

John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.

The Fault in Our Lars.

dooblerdoo:

lucifuh:

lucifuh:

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mysterious paper bag??? drugs possibly??? 

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no you’re wrong its skittles because drugs are illegal stay safe kids

fuck you guys i bought 2 bags of skittles for this 

you make it sound like thats a bad thing

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

(Source: wallylives)

"He found her most beautiful not when she was all fancied up, but when she wasn’t. When she was lying on the carpet, her hair all a mess, laughing about something that had happened years ago. When she wasn’t trying to impress anyone and taken down that wall that she had built for most people. That’s when he couldn’t take his eyes off of her."

- (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: freshtulla)

kilehfileh:

sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis:

Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already

Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever

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crazyflux:

im following back tons and promoting today!

crazyflux:

im following back tons and promoting today!

(Source: b-ll-o-n-d-e)

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(Source: malkavianbaker)

my-mindpalace-is-the-tardis:

lets invent a game where whenever someone yells ‘reichenbach’ at you, you have to stumble and then trip and fall over the nearest object to you.

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