burnt every train ticket that ever brought me close to you
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.
i like you
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
"my songs are aware of what you did with the lights off" by
-people who clap when the plane lands